terça-feira, 1 de novembro de 2011

Woman and Erectile Dysfunction

newspaper says ladies these days are more concerned about the erectile viagra cialis online pharmacy pharmacy problems about their men, and turns out that they visit doctors for consultancies more than men themselves do. so how does it go?

imagine a whore queuing up in the clinic to get a number sitting down with bunch of jackass men around whom are about to do circumcision, have their penis chewed by rat or on senior citizen's napkin. (typically happens in urology department- i guess)

"Mary Fong" the nurse called the name, and everyone will start thinking this bitch must be a transsexual.

"so how can I help you Madam?" doctor says
"oh its not me, it's my husband, his gugu cannot get hard", replied the bitch
"what's gugu?"
"oh, i mean lanjiao"
" .......-_-"..... ok... i guess u mean he got erectile dysfunction..... ok, but i need to see first then i can diagnoss my dear.."

"hai meh? aiay i didn't bring his cock here woh, how ah? but i got a picture in my hand phone can use or not?"
".......... I'm affright thats not too much of a use, can I see him in person i mean, it's hard to imagine the whole situation without his presence"
"ya la, i told him to come, he malu woh, say scared people see him come see doctor then the whole neighborhood laugh at him at the back say he mou lan yong 没轮用 woh."
"....... i can understand that embarrassment, ok, let's try to see what can we achieve today. can you roughly tell me the bigger picture here?"


"ok, his lanjiao ah......."
"maam, pls, you are embarasing my nurse here"
"soli, ok, his cock ah (.....-_-"......) originally also very cham already, something like.... ah the pen in your pocket like taht loh, so no matter how you play or goncang ah, no use one, still soft like ular only"
"then? did you try any stimulant"
"tried many things already, coca cola mix papper, minyak angin, tongkat ali with whiskey even rubber band and broken chopstick"
"rubber band & broken chopstick?"
"u also try before ah? damn painful la, like 1 big 1 small cock in-out the hole together, crazy"


"................... 0.0 ........................ ok ma'am, i don't thing i can help much at the moment, it's better you come with your husband next time, that will be much better"
"tew lei la doctor, if i can cum with him u think i still need to see you ar, sometimes you doctor think we are sohai, trying to cheat me ah, talk kok only 吊你啊妈飞机场大燃昂勾勾"
"ok, whatever, sorry ma'am, you can leave now, i promise you no charges for this session, please go in peace"
"off course no charge me la, u dare ah, i tew you until your mother also cannot recognize your asshole wonder if it's your mouth instead医生没苟用,鬼不狠给车车苟死"


".... well, i guess i know the issue here, it's called voluntary erectile don-wanna-function, get rid of you....... then your husband's lanjiao will get well very soon..."

sábado, 29 de outubro de 2011

Viagra Pill Online

Impotence, the name itself may scare most of the men. If a man is suffering from it then the problems for him become never-ending. Unless and until a man does not take Viagra pill online, it becomes impossible for him to lead normal sexual and personal life. Viagra helps man to achieve and sustain an erection long enough to complete sexual activity. Many men, who suffer from erectile dysfunction or impotence, now order Viagra pill online. These men not only get freedom from erection problems but also get positive benefits in their love life and personal relations.

Why Viagra pills online?
Many marriages are salvaged when a man orders Viagra pill online. Many relationship problems are indirectly solved because of Viagra pills online. In fact, the spill over effect of Viagra pill affects almost every sphere of a man’s life. When a man is impotent, he becomes withdrawn or irate. He gets aggravated easily and loses interest in everything. He also loses his temper over small things and people near him especially his wife and family members, friends, or colleagues become the victims of his temper. If you can identify yourself with this situation, it is advisable to get Viagra pill online. Viagra is a clinically proven medication approved by health authorities. You will not put your health in serious concern if you take Viagra. If your doctor prescribes you Viagra pills online, you have no reason to worry. So go on and order Viagra pill online. If you order Viagra online, you will have many benefits and you will feel them not only restricted to your sex life but also extend to your marital, social, and professional life.

Before you order Viagra pill online
Even though almost anyone can get Viagra pill online, there are certain precautions to be taken. Viagra is meant for men only and women and children should steer clear of it.

Men with resting hypo tension (BP 170/110)
Men with cardiac failure or coronary artery disease causing unstable angina
Men with retinitis pigmentosa (a minority of these patients have genetic disorders of retinal phosphodiesterase)
Men who take certain HIV/AIDS drugs
Men who have kidney and liver problems

Viagra should be used with caution in patients with anatomical deformation of the penis (such as angulations, cavernosal fibrosis or Peyronie’s disease), or in patients who have conditions which may cause priapism (an erection that lasts for more then 4 hours). There are certain medications that are contraindicated for Viagra. Give all the information about your present and previous medical history; the list of medications you are taking or have taken in recent past and all other allergies and complication before you obtain a prescription for Viagra pill online.

Following are some of the side effects experienced by people who took Viagra pill online:

Headache
Flushing
Dyspepsia
Nasal Congestion
Urinary Tract Infection
Abnormal Vision
Diarrhoea
Dizziness
Rash

If you get take Viagra pills online without a prescription from illicit sources, chances of health complications arising increase a lot.

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terça-feira, 3 de maio de 2011

Medicine-Induced Illness

One of my “All-time” favorite newspaper cartoons pictured a doctor handing a patient a bottle of pills. The caption read, “Take one of these…and if you wake up in the morning, take another!”



All humor aside, I want to pass on a medical truth that very few doctors even realize.



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Is it any wonder the world is so messed up and addicted to legal prescription drugs? The more you take them the more you feel you need them!
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